aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

jeanmarcoing:

FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG

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tastefullyoffensive:

[priceky]

severalbadpunslater:

this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

chubbinafatazrelli:


Don’t die in here Miss. Rosa. Go do it your own way.


This whole storyline was incredible and the way it “ended” was perfect.

chubbinafatazrelli:

Don’t die in here Miss. Rosa. Go do it your own way.

This whole storyline was incredible and the way it “ended” was perfect.

obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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How do you like the taste of cum?
Anonymous

don’t.

That anon should know. It's not the length that matters, it's the girth! That and the size of the wallet.

lmao I’ll fuck a rich boy the same as a broke one.